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Dial M for Merde (Paul West #4) by Stephen Clarke

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Englishman Paul West has just received an offer he can’t refuse: two weeks in the sun, all expenses paid, with a beautiful blonde called Gloria Monday.

M, as Gloria likes to be known, is down south to report on caviar trafficking – but it soon becomes obvious that she’s interested in something a lot more fishy than caviar.

Meanwhile Paul’s best friend Elodie is marrying a French aristocrat, and Paul is asked to do the catering. Cooking for the French is a risky assignment at the best of times, but Paul, who is starting to feel a bit like James Bond, assures her that nothing can go wrong. Or can it?

As Paul is harassed by an English hen party, picked on by French commandos and arrested by excitable gendarmes, he realises that events are spiraling out of control.

And when he discovers that M’s real target is France’s biggest fish of all – the new President – and that he’s coming to Elodie’s wedding, Paul knows that the merde really is about to hit the fan …

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